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Neopets Hidden Tower Link

A question asked by many, is where is this so-called Hidden Tower link? Many have tried to find it, but have failed! No worries though, follow the hidden tower link below to visit the hidden tower!


If your feeling adventurous and just want to find the actual neopets Hidden Tower, you can find it below, it's circled in the picture.


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Hidden Tower Half Price Day

Hidden Tower Half Price Day, also known as Discount Day, is a specific date that a 3% discount rate applies to all items.

Date: Third Wednesday of each month! 
Condition: Having a 60+ Month Account!

Here is a list of the discounted prices:

Item Price Discounted Price Savings
Amulet of Thilg    8500000    8245000    255000
Baby Paint Brush    600000    582000    18000
Battle Dung    5000000    4850000    150000
Bracelet of Kings    3500000    3395000    105000
Commemorative Battle Faerie Axe    12000000    11640000    360000
Darigan Paint Brush    1400000    1358000    42000
Dr. Sloths Personal Bath Buddy    2000000    1940000    60000
Dr. Sloths Personal Body Armour    6600000    6402000    198000
Elegant Princess Amira Cape    2000000    1940000    60000
Everlasting Apple    990000    960300    29700
Faerie Fog    3500000    3395000    105000
Faerie Queen Doll    2000000    1940000    60000
Faerie Tabard    7500000    7275000    225000
Ghostkerbomb    7500000    7275000    225000
Ghostkershield    8000000    7760000    240000
Glittery Faerie Dust    12500000    12125000    375000
Glowing Battle Dung    5000000    4850000    150000
Grimoire of Affluence    10000000    9700000    300000
Grimoire of Prosperity    1000000    970000    30000
Grimoire of the First Order    100000    97000    3000
Hubrid Nox Memorial Shield    8200000    7954000    246000
Hubrids Noxious Blade    4500000    4365000    135000
Hubrids Puzzle Box    11000000    10670000    330000
Ice Scorchstone    3000000    2910000    90000
Island Mystics Staff    8000000    7760000    240000
Jhudora the Dark Faerie Doll    1500000    1455000    45000
Jhudoras Bewitched Ring    11000000    10670000    330000
Jhudoras Crystal Ball    3000000    2910000    90000
Kelpbeards Trident    9000000    8730000    270000
Lord Darigan Plushie    2500000    2425000    75000
Magical Marbles of Mystery    8000000    7760000    240000
Maractite Battle Duck    9000000    8730000    270000
Maractite Paint Brush    4000000    3880000    120000
Mask of Coltzan    3700000    3589000    111000
Meukas Snot Trail    6500000    6305000    195000
Pirate Captains Cutlass    16000000    15520000    480000
Pirate Captains Hat    4700000    4559000    141000
Pocket Cooking Pot    5682500    5512025    170475
Porcelain Hair Sticks    10000000    9700000    300000
Portable Kiln    3158000    3063260    94740
Rainbow Clockwork Grundo    3400000    3298000    102000
Rainbow Fountain Faerie Doll    1300000    1261000    39000
Rainbow Swirly Thing    3653000    3543410    109590
Rancid Battle Dung    5000000    4850000    150000
Regulation Meridell Crossbow    9000000    8730000    270000
Reject Faerie Queen Doll    600000    582000    18000
Royal Paint Brush    1750000    1697500    52500
Royal Petpet Paint Brush    400000    388000    12000
Shield of Faerieland    12000000    11640000    360000
Shield of Pion Troect    6000000    5820000    180000
Skarls Hasty Mace    7000000    6790000    210000
Slingshot of Fire    10000000    9700000    300000
Slorg Flakes    750000    727500    22500
Slumberberry Potion    9500000    9215000    285000
Snow Faerie Doll    750000    727500    22500
Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy    110000    106700    3300
Starry Battle Dung    5000000    4850000    150000
Sunshine Shield    800000    776000    24000
Super Pea Chia Cape    2000000    1940000    60000
Supreme Deluxe Faerie Queen Doll    5000000    4850000    150000
Sword of Ari    11000000    10670000    330000
Sword of Lameness    17000000    16490000    510000
Sword of Reif    11000000    10670000    330000
Sword of Skardsen    11000000    10670000    330000
Sword of Tawre    11000000    10670000    330000
Sword of Thare    11000000    10670000    330000
Sword of Thigl    11000000    10670000    330000
Twin Faerie Blades    13000000    12610000    390000
Ultra Bubble Gun    7000000    6790000    210000
Werelupe Claw Necklace    8000000    7760000    240000

Hidden Tower Items List



Amulet of Thilg 
Cost : 8,500,000 NP 
Description:
One of the items used to banish the malevolent spectre Eliv Thade!
Rating: 3


Asparachucks 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP 
Description:
Dont ask...
Rating: 6


Bagguss Bomb 
Cost : 1,750,000 NP
Description:
Tick tick tick tick... BOOM!
Once per battle.
Rating: 1



Battle Dung 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP 
Description:
Scoop it up and throw it at your opponent. You may want to wash your hands after each battle!
Rating: 3


Bracelet of Kings 
Cost : 3,500,000 NP 
Description:
The gold in this bracelet alone must be worth over three million Neopoints.
Rating: 5


Cardboard Baby Cabbage Cannon 
Cost : 3,960,000 NP 
Description: Fires high projectile sprouts at any opponent. Comes witha never ending supply of ammunition!
Rating: 2


Everlasting Apple 
Cost : 990,000 NP 
Description: No matter how many bites you take out of this apple, it will never get any smaller.
Rating: N/A


Faerie Fog 
Cost : 3,500,000 NP 
Description: Faerie Fog is used to stop those prying using a crystal ball... 
Rating: 1


Faerie Tabard 
Cost : 7,500,000 NP 
Description:
This tabard is made of the finest materials and was enchanted by all of the faeries.
Rating: 7


Fire and Ice Blade 
Cost : 2,000,000 NP 
Description: A magical blend of fire and ice that will leave your opponents trembling in fear.
Rating: 4.25


Ghostkerbomb 
Cost : 7,500,000 NP
Description:
Guaranteed to scare the living daylights out of your opponent!
Limit one.
Rating: 9


Ghostkershield 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP 
Description:
Your last line of defence in the world of the paranormal!
Rating: 8


Glittery Faerie Dust 
Cost : 12,500,000 NP 
Description:
With a sprinkle of this dust your opponents will know you have the power of the faeries behind you.
Rating: 7


Glowing Battle Dung 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP 
Description:
This dung glows in the dark so you know not to step in it!
Rating: 5



Hubrids Noxious Blade 
Cost : 4,500,000 NP 
Description:
This noxious blade was forged by the evil Warlock Hubrid Nox many centuries ago. He designed it to defeat Lupes in Battle!
rating: 3


Ice Scorchstone 
Cost : 3,000,000 NP 
Description:
This rare gem can restore your pet to full, but it can only be used once per battle. Limited Use. Only one healing item can be equipped to your pet!
Rating 4.2


Island Mystics Staff 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP 
Description:
Rumour has it this is REALLY where the Mystic gets his powers from.
Rating 2


Jhudoras Bewitched Ring 
Cost : 11,000,000 NP 
Description:
This ring may never come off your finger!
Can NEVER be unequipped!
Rating 4


Jhudoras Crystal Ball 
Cost : 3,000,000 NP 
Description:
This magical crystal ball will allow you to find out what your opponent is using in a battledome fight! Only works in 2 player battles however.
Rating: 2


Magical Marbles of Mystery 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP
Description:
Not your average glass marbles.
Rating: 8


Maractite Battle Duck 
Cost : 9,000,000 NP 
Description:
Far stronger and more powerful than your average Battle Duck, this also glides through water as if it were air!
Rating: 2


Mask of Coltzan 
Cost : 3,700,000 NP 
Description:
A legendary death mask found in Coltzans tomb, it is rumoured to have strong defensive powers.
Rating: 7


Meuka Snot Gloves 
Cost : 4,350,000 NP 
Description:
Snot can make an interesting form of defence in the Battledome!
Rating: 1


Meukas Snot Trail 
Cost : 6,500,000 NP 
Description:
This long fetid column of snot came out of Meukas nose... ewwww!
Rating: 5


Pirate Captains Cutlass 
Cost : 16,000,000 NP 
Description:
Super sharp and well used. This is the preferred sword for pirate captains around Neopia.
Rating: 8.15


Pirate Captains Hat 
Cost : 4,700,000 NP
Description:
There is far more to this hat than fine fabrics and a swanky feather.
Semi-fragile
Rating: 7


Pocket Cooking Pot 
Cost : 5,682,500 NP 
Description:
You will be able to really mix things up with this magical pot. *cringe*
Rating: 3


Porcelain Hair Sticks 
Cost : 10,000,000 NP 
Description:
These hair sticks are reinforced so that they will not break when they meet metal.
Rating: 4


Radish Bow 
Cost : 2,000,000 NP 
Description:
Give your opponent a right royal radishing!!!
Semi-fragile
Rating: 4


Rainbow Swirly Thing 
Cost : 3,653,000 NP 
Description:
Wow, what pretty colours... I wonder what it does?
Reflects 60-80% of a random icon
If you use a freezing item along with this, the opponent will not become frozen
Rating: 2


Rancid Battle Dung 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP 
Description:
Eww yuck! Someone must have left their bag of Battle Dung out in the sun too long!
Rating: 3


Regulation Meridell Crossbow 
Cost : 9,000,000 NP 
Description:
The irresistable force of this magical crossbow cannot be stopped, apart from by an immovable object.
Rating: 1.92


Shield of Pion Troect 
Cost : 6,000,000 NP 
Description: This shield will grant you extreme pion troect in times of need!
Rating: 7


Slumberberry Potion 
Cost : 9,500,000 NP 
Description:
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Approximate chance of freezing is 17.4%.
Limit one freezing item.
Rating: 6.13


Snowball Machine 
Cost : 2,079,000 NP 
Description:
This strange machine will create many snowballs of every type for you to use in battle!
x1-3 Random snowball of the same type.
Rating: 1


Starry Battle Dung 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP 
Description:
Far less smelly and prettier than your basic Battle Dung.
Rating: 3


Sunshine Shield 
Cost : 800,000 NP 
Description:
This shield will keep your spirits up no matter what your opponent throws at you!
Rating: N/A


Sword of Skardsen 
Cost : 11,000,000 NP 
Description:
Just the trick to put a pesky menacing undead monster out of its misery!
Rating: 9


U-Bend of Great Justice 
Cost : 1,732,500 NP
Description:
The U-Bend of Justice will reflect between 80% and 100% of water-based attacks to an opponent, for great justice! You can only equip one of these.
Rating: 5.6


Ultra Bubble Gun 
Cost : 7,000,000 NP 
Description:
Tired of using that old Chia Bubble Gun... Why not upgrade it to something a little better 
Rating: 6.59


Werelupe Claw Necklace 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP 
Description:
Somewhere in Neopia is a very angry Werelupe with two missing claws.
Rating: 7


Yoyo of Death 
Cost : 8,000,000 NP 
Description:
Smack your opponent from afar with this deadly toy. Then show off a couple of tricks and smack them again!
Rating: 1.31


Slingshot of Fire 
Cost : 10,000,000 NP 
Description:
BURN! This is one hot weapon.
Rating: 5.38


Grimoire of Thade 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP 
Description:
You can almost feel Thade emanating from this ancient tome...
Rating: 1


Jhudora the Dark Faerie Doll 
Cost : 1,500,000 NP 
Description:
"Fyora was very reluctant to put this doll in the Hidden Tower." - This weapon is not available to the general neopian public.
Can only be equipped via Aisha Myriad
Rating: 1

Comments: I would suggest staying away from the one use items; definitely not worth it for millions of NPs.

Paintbrushes: Self explainatory :]


Baby Paint Brush 
Cost : 600,000 NP 

Darigan Paint Brush 
Cost : 1,400,000 NP 

Royal Paint Brush 
Cost : 1,750,000 NP

Comments: You can't get these colors via Lab Ray or Rainbow Pool (Fountain Faerie Quests)

Toys:


Faerie Queen Doll 
Cost : 2,000,000 NP


Hannah Action Figure 
Cost : 1,800,000 NP 

Jelly Chia Plushie 
Cost : 1,500,000 NP


Lisha and Jeran Plushie Set 
Cost : 1,000,000 NP 

Lord Darigan Plushie 
Cost : 2,500,000 NP


Rainbow Fountain Faerie Doll 
Cost : 1,300,000 NP 

Reject Faerie Queen Doll 
Cost : 600,000 NP


Snow Faerie Doll 
Cost : 750,000 NP


Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy 
Cost : 110,000 NP


Supreme Deluxe Faerie Queen Doll 
Cost : 5,000,000 NP

Etc:


Fyora the Faerie Queen (TCG) 
Cost : 1,000,000 NP


Platinum Dubloon 
Cost : 1,100,000 NP